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Tater's pa asked Tater to help him find the missin bread wall.

Seems pappy had ordered a wall made of Wonder Bread that was supposed to be a prop in a presentation his company was givin, and the folks that made the bread wall said they'd delivered, but pappy couldn't find it nowhere. Pappy was gonna be in deep trouble if they didn't have that bread wall, so Tater looked all over pappy's cabin to see if he could find it. Problem is, pappy had so many things made of Wonder Bread that it was hard to tell if one of em was the wall.

While Tater was lookin, he found a catalog from the company made that wall, and in it they told the story of how the bread wall had been stolen by aliens to build a giant robot. But that robot was supposed to be made out of cake, so they just frosted that bread, but you could tell from an x-ray they had that the inside was just stacked Wonder Bread.

Well, sir, this was all Tater needed, because if they knew the wall had been stolen, they couldn't a delivered it to Tater's pa. Tater told pappy about his discovery, but pappy dismissed it. He said
"You show that catalog in court and they'll dismiss the charges on account of them boys is crazy."

And ya know what else? The last page in that catalog was an ad for the Church of the Subgenius.

Tater