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The Ten Commendments

*1 Ain't no gods but God, but you go ahead and say and write what you want. Ain't no one stoppin you.
*2 Don't worship images, but knives and guns and such are OK.
*3 No cussin with "God" in it, and the army can't let soldiers live in your house,
*4 Go to church, and while you're there the government will search your house, but only with a warrant.
*5 Be good to your ma and pa, and if they say you're a criminal, they gotta prove it.
*6 Don't kill no one without a damned good reason, and if you do, you get a trial by jury.
*7 Don't mess with other folks' women, but if you do, they can sue you over it.
*8 Don't steal. But if you do it and someone takes you to civil court over it, you get a jury trial.
*9 Don't lie about what other folks done, and besides that, there might be some stuff we left out, so you can do it even if it's not in the list.
*10 Don't be jealous of other folk's stuff, cause the states can make a law against that if they like.