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My Sleek and Shining Bacon How I miss it, how I pine Smell so luscious, taste divine my sleek and shining bacon! My wife, you see, with no holds barred Has just declared a war on lard. We're not to buy, or eat or shit A single piddling piece of it. "How can we live?" I cry "Alack!" "without the meat from piggies back?" But she is firm in her blockade, There will no cassoulet be made Nor quiche Lorraine, nor ham and eggs Not even porc pâté How I miss it, how I pine Smell so luscious, taste divine my sleek and shining bacon!
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