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Over in Lisbon


Took 25 hours on three different planes to get here, but Lisbon's a

hell of a town. Ain't got no Piggly Wiggly or Walmart, but it gots

wine and fish and it's real nice lookin. Gonna go out pretty soon and

see what's cookin.

 

Turns out the whole thing was a false alarm. Shirley over to the Seed-

n-Feed wrote down a message said "Tater, you get over to Portugal

right now. It's an emergency!" Well, Tater called up and got a ticket

for him and Marlene, and we was on the plane and up in the air before

Tater got to thinkin "Who was it sent the message, and how come they

need Tater over there?"

 

Turns out it was Marlene called, and the message was "Tater, you get

over to pork your gal right now. It's an emergency!" Then when he come

with the tickets, she thought he was gonna do it all romantic like.

Well, we was already on the way, so that's just how we're gonna do it.